Yes He Does!!

Do you know anyone who exhibits these traits?  Although I’m sure I’ve met or heard of more than a few, there are four that I’m sure possess these traits.  Three are people I’ve known for a number of years.  The fourth I have never met nor do I wish to.

I love myself…
I think I’m grand!
I go to movies…
and hold my hand.
I wrap my arms around my waist.
When I get fresh.
I slap myself in the face.