Election 2012, Part III

Now that both the Donkeys and Elephants have convened and each has told us why they deserve to rule for the next four years, I’ve reached one conclusion:

The Democrats have better speechwriters!

The Republicans let their empty chair run amok!

Election 2012, Part II

There was an abundance of a RED gaseous substance emanating from New Orleans, LA these past few days.  Word is that there will be an equal amount of a BLUE gaseous substance emanating from Charlotte, NC this coming week.