Who’s telling the truth?

Not really, we just like the name…
If you are reading this post, you probably know whether your candidate will be President of the United States for the next four years (unless there is another outbreak of “hanging chads”). And, I am probably in INOVA Fair Oaks Hospital getting a “bionic” right hip to match my three year old bionic left hip.
Now that both the Donkeys and Elephants have convened and each has told us why they deserve to rule for the next four years, I’ve reached one conclusion:
There was an abundance of a RED gaseous substance emanating from New Orleans, LA these past few days. Word is that there will be an equal amount of a BLUE gaseous substance emanating from Charlotte, NC this coming week.